I was doing some research into why more people do not use alternative therapies in spite of all of the evidence for the effectiveness of scientific medicine.
After speaking to a lady on a bus, I came to the conclusion that it is because we are all too fat, lazy and stupid to take the time to understand how it works (Fig. 1).
Fig.1 The effect of eating on intelligence in data. The red boxes show the one causes the other. The extra lines are for statistics and should be ignored.
Whilst searching around the internet looking for a collection of loosely corroborated facts to back this up, I stumbled upon this page, in which the research scientist (I'll let that go, I'm sure he is also a very nice man) James Golik explains the secrets of his incredibly healthy life.
James Golik. He is 147 and has not so much as had to blow his nose since before the partition of Palestine. He is able to call forth the strength of ten tigers and only wears glasses to protect passing non-organic fruit and vegetables from his withering laser-vision.
The part that most caught my eye was his Important Thought and Health Idea Number 20:
I NEVER, EVER, EVER use a microwave oven. If you have to ask why, you may be too dumb to own a human body and it will soon be taken from you.He then linked to another page detailing, in detail, the details of a book entitled "Radiation Ovens - The Proven Dangers of Microwaves" by Anthony Wayne and Laurence Newell of the world renowned Christian Law Institute and Fellowship Assembly. The proof they ejaculate is both sickening, disturbing and wrong:
- Eating microwaved food causes permanent brain damage, due to de-magnetization of brain tissue
- Vegetables are turned into cancerous free-radicals by microwaves, killing us all.
- Microwaved food shuts down male and female hormone production, turning honest, hardworking people into sexless, sub-human drones with only a smooth bulb of flesh where their genitalia once was.
- Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability and a decrease in intelligence - effectively moving us several rungs down the social ladder.
- Amongst others.